Thursday, November 08, 2018

The SMUCKS talk internet

In this SMUCKS conversation, the SMUCKS (Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Chekov, Kirk and Scotty) talk about the internet. I've created the dialogue using the sound a dice makes in a container.


The Internet

Chekov: How does it all fit together?

Scotty: I've heard it's a tangled mess!

Chekov: It'll stay that way probably.

Chekov: What was Tim Berners-Lee's role?

Chekov: How is his own vision working out?

McCoy: The net probably has a life of its own now.

Spock: Is it a source of wisdom?

McCoy: More a source of arguments!

Kirk: Is that a result of anonymity?

Scotty: It's the nature of the internet that triggers arguments.


Friday, August 01, 2014

How to create a list of adjectives quickly

I use these two speedy techniques to create lists of adjectives.

Technique One - Synonym and Selection

To kick off this approach, I just look round the room and pick a random object:


Dog.

Then I think of an adjective that describes a dog:

Cute.

Then I have a choice of synonym or selection. I'll go for synonym here; that's more or less self explanatory - I choose a synonym for cute:

Adorable.

Same choice again, synonym or selection, but here I'll demonstrate selection. With selection I take the first letter of the word (adorable = a) then select another letter at random from the word, and use the two letters to trigger another adjective.I'll choose the letter b:

a + b = able.

Then I just carry on using synonym and selection until I have a list of adjectives:

able synonyms =
capable, adept.

adept selection = a + t
= attentive

attentive synonyms =
studious, captivated, alert

captivated selection = c + p
= capricious, corpulent, copper, capable

copper synonyms =
metallic, shiny, metal, brassy

brassy selection = b + r
= bright, boring, braggy, bare.

etc.

Technique Two -Noun and its adjectives, synonym, selection

Synonym and selection are explained above. The other option in addition to those two is noun and its adjectives. With NAIA I look at an adjective and think of something that that adjective could describe. Here's some examples, using the adjectives generated above:

able = handyman, Superman, instructor.
attentive = student, partner.
copper = wire, tank, money.

Then for any of the nouns I list some adjectives that could describe them:

Superman = amazing, dependable, alien, fast, strong.
student =  hard working, educated, stressed.
wire = long, thing, electronic, wirey.


Here's how technique two can pan out:

First I'll pick something from the room I'm in:

Carpet.

I'll pick an adjective that describes the carpet:

Green.

I'll select the two letters from green: g + e, which suggests:

Generous.

Now for some synonyms:

Benevolent, kind, magnanimous.

Selection (for benevolent) = b + n. Gives:

Banned.

Selection again. b + d. Gives:

Bodily.

Now to pick a noun, something that is bodily:

Arms.

Adjective for arms:

Dexterous.

And now some multiple responses to each prompt: 

Dexterous = nimble, clever, supple.
Supple (s + u) = sunny, sumptuous, surly, southern.
What's sunny? = Barbados. The sun. Beaches. Solar System.
The sun = hot, spherical, distant, big, essential.
essential (synonyms) = important, irreplaceable, de rigueur.


etc.

NB: If I want to use a random adjective and look to my list and look at a noun (such as Barbados, the sun, beaches, Solar System etc) then I kind of turn the noun into an adjective (by adding something like "ish") then ask myself, "What could that mean as an adjective?"

Eg: Barbados-ish = hot, sunny, beachy.
Solar System-ish = enormous, scientific, planet-ish.

etc.


Monday, July 21, 2014

How to create a list of random words quickly

I use this speedy technique to create a list of random words - the words created are all of one syllable.

First of all, I get a random word from somewhere - I usually think of a random letter and name a word of one syllable that starts with that letter. I'll go for "m" and I choose "mouse".

I have two options then using my word "mouse" - I can either Rhyme, or Select (with Select, I select two letters from the word - I always use the first letter, then randomly select another letter from the word. So, for example, the word "pine" would give "p", and the randomly selected letter I choose is "n" which gives: p & n.)

Rhyme

I'll use Rhyme on the word "mouse". This is self-explanatory - I'll just name one syllable words that rhyme with "mouse". I'll name a few:

House
Spouse
Grouse
Louse
Nous

Select

I'll carry on now using the word "nous" from the list above. So, I select the first letter of "nous" - "n" then randomly select another letter from the word. I'll go for "u", which gives me n and u. Now I'll name a few words - of one syllable - that start with the letter "n" and contain the letter "u" somewhere in the word:

Numb
Nul
Noun
Nub


And that's it. Now, as an example, I'll carry on from the word "nub":

Nub

Select: N and B.
Gives:

Nab
Nib

Rhyme (of Nib)
Gives:

Glib
Bib
Crib
Lib

Select: L and I.
Gives:


Light
Lint
Limp
Loin
List
Line

Rhyme (of Line)
Gives:

Mine
Swine
Tyne
Spine

etc.